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coolbeansdude16:

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

hiddenartifact:

pimpcesssss:

shwagerr:

LMFAOOO

no lmaoo

yooooooooooo

BRUUUUHHH

You get the best of both worlds honey

(Source: better-than-kanye-bitchh, via gaymerninja)

darkness-matters:

teastars:

breebird33:

wessasaurus-rex:

The first time i saw this vine, i laughed so hard. 

YESSS MY FAVORITE!!!!

I ALMOST SHOVED MY COMPUTER OFF MY DESK OH GOD

I said that this couldn’t be that great.

I was so wrong.

(Source: lanactrlaltdelrey, via dreamyluigi)

breakinglestrade:

"You used to ride me like that" :(

breakinglestrade:

"You used to ride me like that" :(

(via attachedbyanchors)

hallekiefer:

laptopped:

imagine banana with any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

You mean like THE EXTREMELY POPULAR CHiLDRENS’ SONG? What if a spider went up a water spout too? Jeez, give me a break!

(via urbancatfitter69)

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

(via davidsnewreality)

bblackgoldd:

I am so glad I pressed play

(Source: better-than-kanye-bitchh, via kubrickian-backfat)

willowfae82:

Reason 2847958472 why I LOVE Jon Stewart.

(Source: mercuryjones, via bromancing-the-stone)

Why do I love my boss?

She loaned me $1600on only 3 DAYS NOTICE for a ticket to attend WWDC. An event I had only ever dreamed of attending let alone get the chance to attend. I knew I’d have to pay her back, but she’s only having me pay back $900 OUT OF THE $1600saying that the rest was a gift from her. I only pay $50 a week now to pay her back, and if we get slow at work, she only deducts $25 because she understands that I could always use the money.

This is why I love my boss. She helped me get a better phone, she bought me an iPad, she loaned me a Macbook Pro when my old PC crapped out. She paid $1600 for a TICKET, JUST THE TICKET PRICE to attend WWDC and gave me a week off to attend. Now she’s helping me learn how to drive a manual in her expensive ass Fiat.

My boss > your boss.