Anonymous asked: What's your fav season?
(sips pumpkin spiced latte while eating pumpkin pie, applying my pumpkin scented lotion, while enjoying the aroma of my pumpkin scented candle, as the charlie brown halloween special plays)
Waking up on November 1st is literally like walking through a door from Halloweentown to Christmastown
What’s this? What’s this? There’s décor everywhere. What’s this? There’s carols in the air. What’s this? I can’t believe my eyes it’s just November come on folks I mean I swear. What’s this?
I FREAKING READ IT IN JACKS VOICE
I FUCKING SANG IT
The neverending reblogger. accurate
Excuse me America, it is I, the car alarm
Fuck you, I’m the One Who Leaves Passive Aggressive Post It Notes Everywhere
Bow to me, I’m the one who leaves passive-aggressive post-it notes everywhere
(alternately, using my username, The Infamous White Bitch)
the horrifying shadow of helplessness
i love it
FUCK YOU. I’M THE WHINY LITTLE BITCH
w = m x g